Oprah Winfrey Apparently Bought hecklerspray

January 18th, 2008 at 11:45 by Shawn Lindseth

Apparently, Oprah Winfrey now owns the award-winning entertainment website hecklerspray.

The talk show diva has been on an empire-building roll lately as she's only just acquired a gigantic cable television channel, and already had a really nice house full of golden things and crystal and stuff.

If our inside source is to be believed, a deal was struck 17 minutes ago in which $35 changed hands to complete the transaction. Our source tells us:

"Oprah owns us now…$35…"

Sounds dangerous, doesn't it? Although we've heard the transaction money's already been spent on fish stix.

At this point it is unclear if Oprah actually owns anything as several documents remain unsigned, and the proposed contract is already covered in tartar sauce and blood from a paper-cut.

Developing…

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