Anyone remember Tila Tequila? Well, I wouldn’t worry if you don’t, because she’ll soon be etched on your memory as ‘that girl from MTV that worshipped Hitler, accused Paul Walker of being murdered, and hailed herself as a prophet’. Yeah, another one.
It’s been a tough few years for the ‘Shot Of Love’ star – the term ‘star’ being applied loosely here. She only got out of rehab in 2o12, but by the state of her Facebook page, let’s hope that she kept the receipt for that stay. Easily offended? Save your blood pressure and turn away now, because things are about to outrageous in the worst way possible.
In a Facebook rant that’s since been deleted – by the site, not her – Tila talked about how Adolf Hitler was a misunderstood painter that was bullied by everybody, comparing his life to the time that she was ‘mocked’ for trying to convert to Judaism. One such post goes a little something like this:
“I used to think all of those horrible things about (Hitler) until I learned the truth about the war and what Hitler truly did and he was not a bad person as they have painted him out to be. Not even close!!! I cry because my heart feels ….. broken. Here is a man who was not a coward, stood up for his country in a DESPERATE TIME OF NEED (unlike all of our cowardly leaders), and yet not only did he try his best to help his country and people get out of what was a time of depression, economic collapse, high unemployment, amongst many other things… he lost the war AND was painted out to be a monster after his death. This is what breaks my heart. Especially now that I know the truth.”
Just in case that wasn’t enough to convince people that she’s seven shades of fucked up, she then went on to explain that she alone knows the truth behind the death of Elisa Lam, a 21-year old woman who was found dead in the water tank of an L.A hotel. Here’s the gist of it:
“I just did not want to draw any attention to myself but I know exactly why they did it and yes it was indeed a ritualistic murder. Just like Paul Walker’s. “
Read more incredibly stupid rants about Hitler, the Illuminati, and the fact that she’s the saviour of mankind on her Facebook page, or alternatively, carry on reading to see an artist’s impression of what this airhead would look like as an SS guard.
If that’s not enough, she’s trying to coin the phrase ‘Heil HiTila’ as a catchphrase, the only downside to that being that literally not one person is on her side about this. There are Neo-Nazi’s all over the world that are throwing their hands up and saying ‘Don’t try and lump her in with us’.
If 2013 was the year of the Bynes, then Tila is looking to make 2014 the year that she gets put under psychiatric hold and has to move back in with her parents. Because everyone knows that’s how you make people pay attention these days!