With the weekend’s news largely comprising of the grim shootings in America and people wondering what happened to the Magic Of The FA Cup, we can, of course, rely on celebrities to do something non-threatening and stupid.
Enter Gabriela Irimia. Yeah, that household name that’ll no doubt be seeing you all searching Google and saying “Who the hell is that?”.
Well, Gabriela Irimia had her fifteen minutes of fame many years ago and now frequently regurgitates it, pecking at the small fame chunks she vomits up so she can cling on to some vague fame alongside her equally twin sister Monica. Basically, she’s one of The Cheeky Girls. That’s right. The gruesome twosome that everyone wishes would slink off into a darkened corner never to return.
Back on Pop Idol or possibly X-Factor – we can’t remember – this horrific sisterly duo popped on to our screens with a gimmick more annoying than the broken brainset of Jedward. They basically had a song about their arse which ushered in a new low in British pop music.
With ropey dance moves, they asked us to touch their arses and not being shy about doing so. Would we ever do such a thing with them? No. But if Rihanna asked us…
Like most people from reality shows, The Cheeky Girls went on to make appearances in awful nightclubs before touring the university circuit so maths boffins can throw cheap lager at them before returning to their dormitories before the clock strikes 10pm, leaving The Cheekies to weigh-up offers from Coach Trip and oblivion.
But who says that reality stars are stupid? Gabriela Irimia even bagged herself a slightly well-known boyfriend. Well, that’s if you call a poor excuse for an MP Lembit Opik who got as far as getting engaged to one of them.
However, it all went HORRIBLY WRONG this weekend.
“Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia has been cautioned by police for shoplifting at a supermarket in Cheshire. Officers were called to Sainsburys in Alderley Road, Wilmslow, on Friday, where she was detained on suspicion of stealing groceries. The 26-year-old, from Essex, was given a caution for theft.”
A police spokesperson who wanted to get on the news said:
“At just before 2pm on Friday, January 7, Cheshire Police were called to a supermarket on Alderley Road, Wilmslow after a 26-year-old woman from Essex was detained on suspicion of theft of grocery items.”
Basically that’s about it. Around about now, we’d make some sort of witty comment about how the two look like vampires and should be killed with some Sainsbury’s own brand garlic, but we just can’t be bothered…
This is a very NASTY Article ! The cheekies are household name,sweet & nice girls,who earned over 3.2 Mil pounds,for this Country in Royalties from Europe and the Far East.A small detail,they never got paid,Telstar bosses got FAT on it and went in Administration !
The Cheekies are doing gig because people book them ,this is a fact , and Nasty Bitches like the Author of this Article try to put them down !
We live in a Country where Cheryl Cole beats up a Black woman and becomes the Nation’s Sweetheart….Isn’t it weird ?