You wouldn’t have thought that OJ Simpson needed guns to look tough – a decade and a half of people running away from him screaming “It’s that dude who may have killed his wife, though he was ultimately found innocent” has seen to that.

But even a tough guy like OJ Simpson apparently needs to use guns to look even tougher now and again. Specifically we’re talking about when OJ Simpson decides to hire a gang of heavies to raid the hotel room of two terrified sports merchandise dealers so he can shout “You think you can steal my shit?” at them a million times like a man who possessively crams all of his plops into a state-of-the-art bank vault instead of flushing them down the toilet like everyone else does. Anyway, one of OJ Simpson’s hired goons has officially testified that OJ wanted him to bring a gun to the raid to “look tough.” Weird – we’ve always just grown moustaches and worn leather hats when we’ve wanted to look tough. OJ should’ve tried that.