The world has changed since OJ Simpson last stood trial for anything – back then the internet didn’t exist, all food tasted like wood shavings and a knife was the most technologically-advanced weapon you could stab people to death with.

But this time, wow. The judge presiding over OJ Simpson’s preliminary hearing has ruled that there is more than enough evidence to put OJ Simpson through a full criminal trial for his part in September’s supposed armed robbery in Las Vegas. That means that OJ Simpson will have to adjust to being the centrepiece of a blazingly high-profile trial in the 21st century, with all its trappings. OJ Simpson’s trial is set to begin in 2008, when you’ll be able to stab someone to death with a remote-controlled nanobot and buy food that tastes like anything up to three different types of wood shavings. Sadly, though, the internet still doesn’t exist, which means you’re imagining all this and should probably get your brain checked out.