Politicians aren’t known for being 'cool', 'hip' or 'being down with the kids'. Actually, being down with the kids is something nobody should be caught doing. Just ask Michael Jackson.

Politicians don’t really understand us, the scummy public, and we don’t understand them. We just do what we're told, like the bitches we are. However, one councillor has tried to reach out to thousands of hormonal teenage blokes and pervy old men everywhere. Well, that should really be ex-councillor as Arthur Radcliffe's recent comments about the female species didn’t go down too well in his Tory party. You see, he wants all women to stop wearing clothes that cover up their bodies and instead wear skirts that show off a bit of flesh. The filthy old man. 

To some extent, the filthy-minded folk at hecklerspray wouldn’t mind seeing a bit more female flesh on a day-to-day basis. However, this might be more of a double-edged sword. Imagine if human-sized whalewoman Beth Ditto from crap band The Gossip shed her clothing and paraded around stark bollock naked? Honestly, she should be used as a skin donor to burn victims, not parading her rolls of flab to blokes everywhere.

Strangely enough, now ex-Tory councillor Arthur Radcliffe was branded as a sexist pig by feminists and angry women everywhere when he said this almost comical comment: 

“I remember in the 70s and 80s all the girls wore short mini-skirts with shapely figures, well-toned legs and high heels. It made going to work a real pleasure."

We believe this was called a trend. It was something about freedom and bollocks like that. Women took to the street in droves and went off to burn their bras, only to realise however that they had then wasted £20 on an itchy bra from the supermarket. In another revelation that doesn’t really surprise us, Mr Radcliffe also claimed that he:

Was struggling to find a woman to go on dates with.

Oddly, we never thought women went for blokes who demanded they looked like total slags. For some strange reason, women nowadays want someone who’ll be romantic, caring and pretend they like watching endless repeats of Friends with them. But not all is lost for Mr Radcliffe. We have a few suggestions on how he can see ladies with hardly anything on. 1) Hang around Anne Summers and pretend really hard that the mannequins are real. 2) Visit the town on a Friday and Saturday night. Some ladies seem to think that wearing a tea towel will keep them warm and snug from a biting evening wind and the glare of a dirty old man. 3) Buy some porn, you dirty old man.

Read more:

'Women Should Wear High Heels And Mini-Skirts' – People