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	<title>Comments on: Official: Tom Cruise Actually Is Jesus Christ</title>
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		<title>By: Tom Cruise in $250 Million &#8220;is he a Scientology-Mafia Right Hand Man?&#8221; Case &#124; Hecklerspray</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tom Cruise in $250 Million &#8220;is he a Scientology-Mafia Right Hand Man?&#8221; Case &#124; Hecklerspray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] could see Christianity being brought down for forcing its followers to pay &#8216;protection money&#8217; in the form of [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Tom Cruise : Scientology Superhero &#171; Stupid Reality</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tom Cruise : Scientology Superhero &#171; Stupid Reality</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] If you thought that this ten minutes of madness was frightening, Gawker is now hosting four new clips of the Jesus of Scientology. [...]</description>
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		<title>By: david</title>
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		<dc:creator>david</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 20:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AND JOHN TRAVOLTA HE SUCKS AND HIS FILMS SUCK AND HE IS A DICK HEAD COCK SUCKER</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AND JOHN TRAVOLTA HE SUCKS AND HIS FILMS SUCK AND HE IS A DICK HEAD COCK SUCKER</p>
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		<title>By: Robert</title>
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		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I kind of doubt it, since pres. bush feels that he&#039;s destined to rule the world</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I kind of doubt it, since pres. bush feels that he&#8217;s destined to rule the world</p>
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		<title>By: spin</title>
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		<dc:creator>spin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When the brain is empty the mouth runs riot.
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&quot;Jesus once did a similar thing on a donkey&quot; end quote. Thats the most &quot;stupid&quot; thing i&#039;ve ever, ever heard! The &quot;similarities&quot;, in this &quot;illustration&quot; end at; &quot;once did...&quot;.
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&quot;Jesus hated the Jews&quot;. end quote. Your ignorance of the fact that jesus was jewish, is quite pathetic, for someone with such a big mouth.   
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&quot;Tom Cruise films are so bad that normal people have to exclaim &quot;Jesus Christ&quot; when they watch them&quot;. end quote.

&quot;Normal&quot; people would be pretty &quot;stupid&quot; to pay to watch a film, they know will be &quot;so bad&quot;. I&#039;de say such people would be pretty &quot;retarded&quot; to keep throwing money &amp; time away.

As it is. &quot;Normal&quot; people, thats normal in the real world, actually pay, because they enjoy these films! 


I guess you are one of the &quot;retards&quot;, &amp; not one of the &quot;normal&quot; people who enjoy he&#039;s films!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When the brain is empty the mouth runs riot.<br />
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&#8220;Jesus once did a similar thing on a donkey&#8221; end quote. Thats the most &#8220;stupid&#8221; thing i&#8217;ve ever, ever heard! The &#8220;similarities&#8221;, in this &#8220;illustration&#8221; end at; &#8220;once did&#8230;&#8221;.<br />
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&#8220;Jesus hated the Jews&#8221;. end quote. Your ignorance of the fact that jesus was jewish, is quite pathetic, for someone with such a big mouth.<br />
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&#8220;Tom Cruise films are so bad that normal people have to exclaim &#8220;Jesus Christ&#8221; when they watch them&#8221;. end quote.</p>
<p>&#8220;Normal&#8221; people would be pretty &#8220;stupid&#8221; to pay to watch a film, they know will be &#8220;so bad&#8221;. I&#8217;de say such people would be pretty &#8220;retarded&#8221; to keep throwing money &amp; time away.</p>
<p>As it is. &#8220;Normal&#8221; people, thats normal in the real world, actually pay, because they enjoy these films! </p>
<p>I guess you are one of the &#8220;retards&#8221;, &amp; not one of the &#8220;normal&#8221; people who enjoy he&#8217;s films!</p>
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		<title>By: Satan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Satan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I understand the guy who paid the most ever for a corporate studio logo can get me a co-starring role.  That&#039;s hot!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I understand the guy who paid the most ever for a corporate studio logo can get me a co-starring role.  That&#8217;s hot!</p>
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		<title>By: Mike Woods</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike Woods</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 17:36:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does that mean John Travolta is Moses? Katie Holmes is Mary Magadelene? 
And I&#039;ll really be interested to see who they nominate for Judas Iscariot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does that mean John Travolta is Moses? Katie Holmes is Mary Magadelene?<br />
And I&#8217;ll really be interested to see who they nominate for Judas Iscariot.</p>
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		<title>By: Susan Kennedy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Susan Kennedy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That can&#039;t be true. Surely nobody would be dumb enough to compare Tom Cruise to Jesus.

Tom Cruise is way more popular</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That can&#8217;t be true. Surely nobody would be dumb enough to compare Tom Cruise to Jesus.</p>
<p>Tom Cruise is way more popular</p>
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