Octomom Nadya Suleman Takes Some Kids Home Or Something
Remember Nadya Suleman, the would-be pornstar and chronic Angelina Jolie fetishist who’s all over the news?
It turns out she’s had some babies. That’s pretty shoddy timing if you ask us. How on Earth is Nadya Suleman going to juggle motherhood with her very obvious quest of being on all the television shows, magazines, newspapers and websites in the world simultaneously forever? It’s a letdown.
And, worse still, some of the children that Nadya Suleman had now live with her. You might not think that’s news, by the way, but helicopters were filming it so technically it is. So there.
You know who we feel sorry for? Nadya Suleman’s existing six children. Everyone’s busy calling her Octomom like the eight babies she grimly thudded out like an executioner’s drumbeat in January were the first ones she had, but they’re not. Nadya Suleman is now the mother of 14 children, not eight. If anything we should be calling her Tetradecamom. Sort it out, evil media elite.
Oh, and also we feel sorry for Nadya Suleman’s existing six children because their house is about to start filling up with the screaming hairless Tribbles that Nadya shot out of her womb a couple of months ago. According to more reports than our mental health will let us count, Nadya Suleman has taken care of two of her eight babies. CNN reports:
The babies discharged from the hospital were Noah Angel, known as Baby A, and Isaiah Angel, known as Baby C, according to the Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center. “Both infants are able to bottle feed, are gaining weight and are able to maintain their body temperature,” the release said. “This is a happy moment for everyone — the family, physicians, nurses and entire NICU (neonatal intensive care unit staff).”
We can’t think why it’d be a happy moment for the entire NICU. As far as we were aware, most NICUs love having their resources drained by the actions of an irresponsible fertility doctor on an impressionable and somewhat hysterical compulsively baby-collecting single mother.
Also, notice how cute it is that all of Nadya Suleman’s eight new babies have been named with a biblical theme in mind. True, we hear that they’re only called Noah and Isaiah because the most accurate biblical name for them – Collective Locust Plague – might have got them singled out in the playground, but it’s still cute.
Anyway, now that two of Nadya Suleman’s children are returning home – with the remaining six rapidly becoming strong enough to follow them – it means that Nadya Suleman can finally start doing what she’s waited so long to so. And by that we mean bang eight blokes at once for cash, sell a genuinely gruesome birthing tape that we hear is the closest human equivalent to watching a pin burst a sac of baby spiders and being on all the television shows all the time.
Oh, and raising her children, too. We hear that Nadya Suleman’s got that pencilled in for the future, too.
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She wanted to be a celebrity! The chickens (paparazzi) are coming home to roost now!
She deserves everything they dish out to her and more.
Anyone stupid enough not to have some kind of a fence put up around the property with that many kids is just asking for trouble to begin with, let alone the media circus she’s asked for with the stunts she’s pulled.
She’s just po’d because the media is there to see the kids and not just her.
Can’t wait to see how many 911 calls it takes before the police are sick of her and her circus act!
EVERY BIT of the MEDIA FRENZY is the fault of OCTOmom; THIS is what she has WROUGHT with her relentless EXPLOITATION of those babies. HER children will NEVER be SAFE w/OCTOmom. She went into this entirely BLIND and lied her A _ _ OFF about her motives, preparation and ability to seriously CARE FOR any of the 14 kids. Her days are spent SHOPPING, spending and PLAYING. She did NOT lift a finger to move anything or help the generous volunteers who punched out the new house; Her former home was a veritable Pigsty, which seemed to suit her FINE. Rather than ADMITTING she was thinking more about HERSELF than the kids — she acted confused while allowing ANYBODY/everybody (Dr Phil) to pick up HER MESS. NONE OF WHICH she even APPEARED grateful for! She acts as though she is ENTITLED to do WHATEVER she wants — and somebody ELSE will pay. *NOT her of course, she can’t even hold down a job (too much shopping and playing to do). Whatever comes of all this, she has only herself AND Dr Phil TO BLAME. Both of who were doing what they did FOR THEIR OWN SELFISH, publicity seeking motives. EXPLOITATION OF THOSE CHILDREN as they have done only exposed the 14 to serious jeopardy. Every pedophile in the WORLD knows where to find those TARGETS of opportunity. Instead OF a large property (several acres) and larger home that could be fenced off and SECURITY insured – she picks a totally UNSUITABLE neighborhood with houses literally ON TOP OF each other. OTHER areas farther out would NOT have STRESSED the neighbors, which ENDANGERS all THEIR children.
Traffic drawn by her RELENTLESS SELF-promotion is sure to get some innocent kid (or animal) mowed down in all the pandemonium. THIS NEVER should have been allowed to happen. DR PHIL. You COULD HAVE stepped in and gotten her SERIOUS mental help and provided advisors to guide her through financial planning and selecting a suitable property that could have been made SAFE for those kids.
The State Zoning Department should rightfully be all over this potentially deleterious situation. By law, the maximum occupancy of a 4 bedroom single family dwelling is around 9 people, in some cases, the number has perhaps reached as high as 11, however this range is clearly overshot by the Octo-mom and her clan. Count the wackto-mom as 1, grandma and grandpa make 2 & 3, add the first 6 kids and now 8 babies which all add up to 17 people in one 4 bedroom house!!! This is flippin nuts! I grew up with my mom, dad and 2 older sisters in a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house, and the fight for the bathroom in the mornings was unbelievable, imagine what these children have to go through. Something needs to be done, obviously these children are not her primary focus. What will she do when they start growing? She can’t possibly intend to stay there for 18 years, there is no way! God save them all…
There is no one to blame but this Wanabe mom of 14. She wanted attention and don’t care a damn of her 14 kids. She will continue to do things that jeordise these kids lives and well being. She already have 3 kids with disability, then why the hell she would take the chance of getting another 8. premies and multiple births are very high in getting celebral palsy. Tax payors don’t even have to think about her Kasier bill already in the millions for the births of the octulets, and also the college funds. What will scare you the public is taking care of all of her disable kids for the rest of their lifes……….One woman producing so many disable kids should not be rewarded by public donations. Nayda could afford a much bigger home, but due to public anger, she is going to play it small for now, so she can get more of your hard earn dollars. We are have our problems and kids to take care of. The media, especially Dr. PHil should stop helping Nadya Suleman to panhandle us…………… Nadya thought the whole public is idiots to buy her continuous lies. nadya knows exactly what she is doing and hopefully her train wreck will not take all her kids. The government please step in and take those kids from her. It is ridiculous as it is……………….
Will Nadya “CON ARTIST/Wannabe” Suleman.
Please boyscott any shows that endorse for this woman or help her to panhandle the public. What she did is wrong and now she is being reward. It is so ridiculous. Why would she need designer nurseries for her. This is a welfare mom that knowing did all this to gain fame and money. she already go millions from selling her kids pictures and going on so many talk shows. If she didn’t want attention, then why she went ahead and had 8 more babies. Will Nadya ever tell the public which 4 kids are identical twins resulting from the spliting of 2 embryos or is this another lie of hers that will come to light??????????????? I won’t be shock if Nayda actually had 7 or 8 embryos placed in her sick/malfunction Uterus. God made this woman infertile and she did this 6 times. We should forgive this lady for making mistakes 6 times knowingly. I would think 3 times you strike out. PEople should read all comments and her and you will be amaze what the public notice about this scam artist second to bernie maddoff. Nadya we are not all stupid and we do not all work for the government which you are able to defraud them of 168K worth of disability payment in the past 6 years… The problem is not you having 14 kids or being a single mom. The problem is you are trying to panhandling the pubic for money. Can you image what will happen if we are decide to take the tax payor for a big ride like you are doing??????????? This country will become worst than any 3rd world country. Even your daddy may want to return to the war torn country of Iraq…….
>She acts as though she is ENTITLED to do WHATEVER she wants — and somebody ELSE will pay.
Isn’t that true for the whole USA?
Her real name is Natalie Dodd. No one knows where she dug up the Suleman name, since its not her mother’s maiden name or her married name. The guy who claims to be the father has the name “Soloman” which is close. But she claims he is not the father even though he has offered to help, despite his wife’s complaints. She was a stripper too. That just came out. What bothers me most is how she is letting her mother’s house go into foreclosure while she spends and spends on herself. She told her parents she had a tumor when she was pregnant! And she has the gall to complain about her mother? Take her kids and adopt them out 2 by two..just like the biblical names she called them. put them on an ark and watch her cry a flood of tears because the media will abandon her!