Octomom Nadya Suleman Is Literally Nuts: Official (Sort Of)

Stop the press – apparently Nadya Suleman, the woman famous for having eight whole human babies at once, is nuts.

We know! That was the last thing we expected too! To look at Octomom Nadya Suleman, with her 14 kids and unsigned porno contract and flap of loose abdominal skin that could feasibly be stretched out, nailed to a fence and used as an industrial-sized animal trampoline, you’d think she was the perfect picture of psychiatric normality.

But no. Nadya Suleman’s publicist has just decided to quit, on the basis that his client is ‘nuts’. Denise Richards’ publicist, we hope you’re taking notes.