Stop the press – apparently Nadya Suleman, the woman famous for having eight whole human babies at once, is nuts.
We know! That was the last thing we expected too! To look at Octomom Nadya Suleman, with her 14 kids and unsigned porno contract and flap of loose abdominal skin that could feasibly be stretched out, nailed to a fence and used as an industrial-sized animal trampoline, you’d think she was the perfect picture of psychiatric normality.
But no. Nadya Suleman’s publicist has just decided to quit, on the basis that his client is ‘nuts’. Denise Richards‘ publicist, we hope you’re taking notes.
The story of Nadya Suleman – or Octomom Nadya Suleman as she’s bound to be referred to on her own gravestone – has proved that everyone has their own inbuilt level of tolerance.
Some people decided not to like Nadya Suleman from the instant she gave birth to eight babies at once, on the basis that – combined with her six existing children – she’d be an unbearable burden on the American taxpayer. Others decided not to like Nadya Suleman when she was offered a porn contract, because it made them conjure up a mental image of a tubby, puddle-soaked Angelina Jolie lookalike having it away with eight men at once, and that’s the sort of mental image that tends to scar.
Then there were the people who waited until Nadya Suleman started shopping around her birth tape before deciding not to like her, partly because of how opportunistic it seemed and partly because it probably looks like a gore-covered cross between the facehugger scene from Alien and the worst Thai ping-pong show you’ll see.
And the few remaining Nadya Suleman probably went off her after the release of that hysterical 911 call where she threatened to kill herself because she temporarily couldn’t find one of her own children. That certainly goes for Nadya Suleman’s publicist Victor Munoz, who’s just quit. Why? We’re not sure. As ABC reports, he gave only a vague, coded explanation for his resignation that’s impossible to work out:
Octuplet mom Nadya Suleman’s now former-publicist says he is no longer representing her because “it just got to be too much.”Victor Munoz told Usmagazine.com that he quit Friday night. “Nadya got real greedy. This woman is nuts,” he told the magazine.
Poor Victor Munoz. His job must have been so hard. Imagine it – turn up to work every day, say ‘yes’ to everything, go home again – it sounds hellish.
Anyway, ‘nuts’ seems to be a slightly harsh description of Nadya Suleman – after all, it’s wrong to judge how a parent chooses to bring up their children. Some immerse the babies in academia, others are more permissive, but Nadya Suleman just happens to think that selling a video of eight screaming people being torn from her hacked-open stomach and then calling the emergency services to loudly threaten suicide due to the results of a substandard headcount will provide the best environment for her kids’ upbringing.
And there’s nothing wrong wit… oh, OK, on reflection it is a bit nuts. Sorry Victor Munoz, we see your point now.
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Linda Farnham says
I am so tired of hearing about Octomom. The woman is not right in the head and who wants to buy her video anyway. Why should she even make such a dreadful thing. I don’t think she should have the 8 babies. She has no way to take care of them properly. Get real people, she is lazy, stupid, and a golddigger. The babies deserve to be placed with loving people who can give them the kind of life that miss Octomom cannot give them.
Missy&Heidi says
GIVE THIS WOMAN A BREAK!!!!! Why is it ok for everyone to judge her and say shes a bad mom? She obviously loves her children tremendiously. Why is it ok for John and Kate plus 8 to do that but not her? Why not give her a reality show so she can support her own and everyone can get whatever else they want out of it. If she does get paid for that video then she has money and the state pays less. If she has this income from the videos and the reality show then she can be self sufficant. Honestly people just because the norm now is for smaller families why was it ok for our parents generation to have at least 8 siblings. Our parents had so many brothers and sisters and it was a real family to them. Who are we to say what justifies a family anymore.A family is whatever your heart wants it to be. Just get over it already!
Gordo says
These are genes that shouldn’t have been passed along.
Gordo says
These are genes that shouldn’t have been passed along.
Should mention good post! Looking forward to seeing the next one!
Brandon says
Missy&Heidi
Sheltered much?
Ever heard of the term “comparing apples & Oranges” in the entire 13 yrs you’ve been living on this planet?
Ever stand in line at the grocery store and watch a 25yr old pregnant mother of five buying T-bone steaks with food stamps?
Paordy & Son says
CAN