Comments on: Octomom Nadya Suleman Asked To Do A Big Load Of Porn

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 01:32:50 +0000

I can’t say I care overmuch for they way she’s done, or for her for that matter. That being said, I would love to watch her in a porn. There is something evil and taboo at the thought of her and fornication in the same sentence. I’m in!! And any guy that says I’m sick….you know there’s a portion of that group that would NOT turn her down if she were knocking on your door at 2 am…

By: Bull

Bull — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 15:47:53 +0000

It should be VERY clear to everyone that Nadia Suleman is a BIG liar. It looks like the motive for having kids was fame/publicity/money.
She is very clever and manipulative. (See her old videos with boyfriend, changing statements about EVERYTHING, reality TV show)
Clearly she is NOT fit to raise kids. So her kids should be taken by Child-Services and given for adoption immediately.
After that she is free to do whatever … reality TV show, Porno,…

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:36:37 +0000

Yes. Yes I do. But I am a colossal pervert.

By: shooty*

shooty* — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:35:36 +0000

Oh, just on the nostril thing, Daniella Westbrook missed out on a cracking niche market.

http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpg

Don’t you think?

By: shooty*

shooty* — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:34:39 +0000

I figured out a way for all 8 to do her at once, but it would involve nostrils.

And a maximum of DVDA.

Anything more (TVTA?) would just be grotesque, obv. though there’s probably room.

I’m going to stop thinking now. And may have to jab out my mind’s eye with a pencil.

By: Tom J

Tom J — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:13:27 +0000

There’s clearly enough room in her bloated uterus for an entire film crew, maybe they hope to redefine the term “internal cumshot” (a term I’m not familiar with, of course).

By: shooty*

shooty* — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:02:06 +0000

She is mighty Cthulu…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:45:16 +0000

To blazes with porn! If she can squeeze her cephalopod head through a hole the size of a cigarette box, then I want to see her in spy/action/sci-fi films.

By: Julian Mentat

Julian Mentat — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:25:12 +0000

Why doesn’t Octomum go to Japan and make Tentacle Porn? Honestly, the scripts just write themselves!
See, here, I’m leaving a blanks space for a script, confident that it will write itself:

…The End

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:48:30 +0000

can this acronym incorporate wildcards? *.NWOOASOMC porn covers quite a lot of shit I’ve watched out of, well, morbid curiosity. Some of it involved eels. Eels.