Now Watch Pottymouth Postman Pat

A while ago, there's a chance that you assumed Tintin was a fresh-faced young journalist who actually gave a toss about crime-reporting.

This was until some Smoggie remixed Tintin for the ASBO generation of 2007. We have now discovered more foul-mouthed editing of classic children’s TV programmes, and this time Postman Pat has got the sweary treatment. The normal-mannered postman has been transformed in to a pottymouthed monster. A bit like our own postman, really. Be warned before watching the Postman Pat video, though - do not watch this clip if swearing upsets you or others in the room. Oh, and don’t show it to any little children either; it may ruin the illusion of their favourite curly-haired, unusually-nosed postman forever.

So much for Pat feeling he's a very happy man, anyway.