You lucky devils – the inevitable Pamela Anderson Kid Rock honeymoon sex tape looks likely to be a threesome, starring Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson and the little unborn baby laying in Pamela Anderson’s tummy.

You guessed it; now that Pamela Anderson had married Kid Rock – twice, just to be extra sure – she’s already spouting off cryptic hints about how she might be pregnant. So, is Pamela Anderson pregnant or not? We’ve done the maths here, and we’ve worked out that if Pamela Anderson is pregnant, there’s a strong chance that she wasn’t a virgin on her wedding night. And when we say ‘done the maths’ we mean we basically downloaded a couple of her hardcore homemade sex videos off the internet. Same thing, really.