Now Medusa’s Goat Craps In Russell Brand’s Shoes
Then buzz it up
April 20th, 2007 at 11:00 by Stuart Heritage
Terrifying hecklerspray-approved rock behemoths Medusa are rapidly turning into The Beatles of destroying items belonging to Russell Brand with bodily waste matter - this time, Medusa destroy Russell Brand's shoes and clothes with goat poo.
You'll remember that recent MySpace Trawl victims Medusa got in trouble a while back when an impromptu gig at Russell Brand's house ended with members of Medusa pissing on Russell Brand's fish statue and then running away with one of his gnomes. Well, it appears that Russell Brand has sufficiently forgiven Medusa enough to invite them onto his new TV show, the forebodingly-titled Russell Brand's Marvellous Ballbags. And then Medusa smuggled a goat into the studio. And then the goat ate all of Russell Brand's clothes and shat into his shoes. Medusa bassist Amadeus De La Fontaine told hecklerspray:
"We snook the little bastard in inside a bass cab that we use to transport contraband. 'Shoes' the goat was in the dressing room on his own for a good 20 minutes and chewed up a couple of Russell's frilly shirts, shat in his pointy shoes and helped himself to some of his hair products. It was fucking shitting all over the place. Russell was prancing around in a tizz complaining that one of his cravats was missing too. It was marvellous!"
While drummer Scampi 'Little Legs' Strachan added:
"The goat was a fuckin' beast guvnor!"
We're not sure where this Medusa-based persecution of Russell Brand will end, although we get the feeling that 'in tears' would be an appropriate conclusion. Anyway, anything that makes Russell Brand prance around in a tizz is alright by is, so we're putting Shoes The Goat forward for some kind of official royal commendation.
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April 22nd, 2007 at 2:05 pm
i’d like to inform all those who read this that it is in fact rubbish. russell has never heard of this band and he is in hawaii currently so how any of this could have happened is ridiculous, it’s a pathetic attempt to promote a rubbish band. if you need proof that russell has no idea about this, download his podcast or listen again to his radio show on radio 2.
April 23rd, 2007 at 1:11 pm
The only thing I find funnier than this write up- by far the funniest thing i’ve
ever read on hecklerspray (along with Dear Dennis) is when stalker-type fans of celebrities
follow their every move and claim to know them on a first name basis like Sam here,
What the f##k are you talking about? This is a well documented media event, Russell
Brand’s Marvellous Ballbag’s was filmed as a pilot about 2 weeks ago for the BBC, just
because it was in friday’s paper, doesn’t mean it happened on thursday. Conspiracy
theory nutters…
April 23rd, 2007 at 3:19 pm
i dont pretend to know all about him but i do listen to his radio show in which he shows his shock and amusement at this fabrication of a story..
April 24th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
I bought it when it was just pissing on a statue, but they’ve taken it too far. Whether it happened or not, the story entering the media exactly as it has done was planned to the last detail. Let’s have a game of spot-the-russell-brand-owned-company-somewhere-in-the-medusa-cashflow.
I really wouldn’t mind if they weren’t quite so shit.
April 29th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
I’ve seen photos of russell with medusa from back when he originally wanted to help them, russell’s a nice guy, not corrupt atall
May 3rd, 2007 at 8:13 pm
i heard the russell brand podcast too where he said about how he’d never even heard of the band.
funny.