Now I Get Why Halle Berry Is Doing Television

Gabriel Aubry Halle BerryHalle Berry’s ex, Gabriel Aubry, just hit the baby daddy jackpot.  He will be getting a shit ton of money for the next 13 or so years, and doesn’t even have their daughter all the time.  Less successful gold digging men of Hollywood, take note.

Now it kind of makes more sense why Halle Berry has gone from shattering glass ceilings and winning Oscars, to television miniseries.  Girl needs to make that money so she can write some big ass checks for the next decade.  Granted, it also might have to do with the fact that rumor has it she’s pretty bat shit crazy too.

Halle Berry is currently married to, and just had a baby with, the incredibly sexy Olivier Martinez.  Before him, she was banging and making a baby with male model Gabriel Aubry.  They had their beautiful daughter Simba, er, Nahla, but soon after broke up.  They of course couldn’t do it amicably, because who does that anymore?  Boring people, that’s who.  So it’s been a back and forth of accusations of abuse, neglect, and physical fights between the baby daddys.

Now, word on the street is that Halle Berry is bat shit crazy with a touch of pathological liar.  Which might explain how even though Halle has accused Gabriel of being a terrible fucking father, he has not only not lost custody with Nahla, he’s actually gotten more time with her.   Berry was even denied her request to move to France with Nahla for her “safety” because the courts said she needed her father (and his doses of sanity).

These last few years they have been fighting a ton in court to try and hash out their child custody issues, and it’s finally been settled.  Gabriel was getting $20,000 a month, but now that has been reduced to $16,000.  That may seem like a loss to some, but I am going to say that for a male model who doesn’t seem to model much anymore, that’s still an obscene amount of money.

Berry also has to pay Aubry $115,000 in retroactive child support AND pay $300,000 to cover all of his legal fees.  So, basically Aubry just won big time.   When you see him later this week driving a brand new Audi or some other overpriced shit, with a big shit eating grin on his face, you will know why.  I mean, he still has to deal with Berry’s insanity for the rest of his life, but it must be much easier to do that when you know you can wipe your ass with a few Benjamins without worry.

Take note, Olivier, when your marriage inevitably blows up Hiroshima style.  THIS is how you get paid for fucking crazy.

has just been ordered to pay $16K a month to her ex in child support, as well as over $100K in retroactive money. Now it makes sense why she’s fallen from Oscar worthy movies to a television miniseries.

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