Comments on: Now Even David Blaine Thinks That David Blaine Is Rubbish

By: Debbie

Debbie — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:04:32 +0000

Stuart – You and all the other haters are Just JEAULOUS RUBBISH COLD HEARTED IDIOTS! You will never accomplish what David Blaine has. He is human. Only GOD is perfect. David Blaine is the THE GREATEST! You are a loser. I used to love English people but am starting to believe that the majority are so cold hearted. Pick on people in your Country and back of David Blaine. Rubbish miserable bloke.

Debbie

By: Julian Mentat

Julian Mentat — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:56:00 +0000

>> “I miss that bloke with the ponytail who used to
>> blow ciggie smoke into soap bubbles”

I prefer the Japanese girls who take milk enemas and compete to squirt them the furthest. While naked. But for some unknown reason, their website charges a fee.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:06:58 +0000

I’m so pleased that someone else remembers him, Gilbert. After some pointless searching and gin-swilling I found out that he was called Tom Noddy and he’s still alive! Wahey! He’s packed in the cigs though, but I expect they’ll be the end of him eventually anyway. You didn’t hear him saying “I might die doing this” when HE did a trick, did you Blaine? No you didn’t. We all knew he was going to f**king die – he must have smoked a thousand tabs a week. It just made us clap harder at his act. Unlike at Blaine’s Evel Knievel style of crowd-pulling.

Wow, I wonder if David Nixon is till alive too. Now THAT would be an impressive trick.

Remember when Paul Daniels crawled through that wall of teacups and claimed that he nearly died doing that? I bet you wish you had Daniels, ’cause you’re Tesco’s bitch now.

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:58:24 +0000

He was fucking brilliant, that bubble bloke. Now that was entertainment.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:13:32 +0000

“…when all my friends called up…”, David? No, calls from friends show up on a phone record – and it makes a ringing noise before you answer it…and when you do, it’s not Houdini on the other end saying “Never give up hope. You are my spiritual successor, my protÃ©gÃ©…my son.”

What you’re experiencing are auditory hallucinations, and I’m not convinced you weren’t already having them before this stunt.

God, I miss David Nixon and that bloke with the ponytail who used to blow ciggie smoke into soap bubbles.