Can anyone else vaguely recall the time when David Beckham was famous for kicking a piece of leather around a pitch for 90 minutes instead of poncing around wearing ridiculous outfits and scratching his golden balls on hotel balconies?

No, neither can we. Quite frankly David Beckham’s become bigger then the beautiful game. However we suspect this has something to do with his stick-thin celery-chomping wife Victoria, who so obviously wants to be the most famous person in the whole wide world. After launching overpriced jeans and perfume lines, Victoria Beckham has also had her own reality TV show commissioned that will apparently show the Beckhams adapting to the uber-cool LA lifestyle. Now it seems that David Beckham has decided he wants a slice of reality TV action by staring in his own programme too. We literally flinched with excitement.