Now Britney Spears Drops Her Male Nanny, Too

Remember Perry Taylor? He was the male nanny that Britney Spears hired to cover over the apparent ineptness of of own mothering skills. You'd see him walking alongside Britney, his rock to her mental crying nutcase.

Perry Taylor looked as if he was about to break into showbiz bigstyle, with his rugged good looks, sensitive masculinity and a haircut so bad that he made Donald Trump look like George Clooney. But it seems that the dream is over for Perry Taylor - Kevin Federline has apparently given him the shove in a fit of jealous rage over either the way that he was getting too close to Britney Spears or the way that he somehow managed to make K-Fed's cornrows look good.

When Britney Spears hired her male nanny Perry Taylor, it seemed like the most obvious thing in the world to do. After all, babies aren't indestructible, and between almost getting dropped, being driven around dangerously and fracturing his skull, Sean Preston was pushing the limits somewhat. So Britney's response was twofold - first she hired Perry Taylor, the bad-haired man-mountain, to carry Sean Preston around safely and occasionally go flower shopping; secondly she had a gigantic blubbing meltdown on national TV where, in a fit of emotional delusion, she called Kevin Federline "awesome."

This kind of tear-soaked flattery hasn't washed with Kevin, though. In between trying to raise money for Kevin Federline: The Motion Picture, Kevin Federline has been getting stroppy about Perry Taylor getting too close to his wife. According to someone speaking to The Sun:

"Kevin didn't like seeing Perry holding his son while out with Britney. He instructed her to drop him before their reunion last week where they decided to get their marriage back on track. Kevin was uncomfortable with Perry being so close to Britney and his son. He felt she was trying to taunt him."

Instead of sacking him entirely, Britney Spears has kept Perry Taylor on an hourly basis whenever he is needed, so that he can swoop in from nowhere the next time that Britney stumbles about in stupid shoes with her baby in one hand and a glass of booze in the other. 

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[story by Stuart Heritage]