Everyone’s had to do food technology at school. Like music and RE, it was one of the joke subjects that gave everyone a break during their day.

Teachers taught you how to make bread, confusing because we thought bread came from a cow or some other zoo animal as it was always on the shelf at the supermarket. Why bother slaving away for a few hours in the kitchen when you could buy it in a few minutes?

Only since leaving education has hecklerspray felt inspired to widen our culinary skills to more than cheese on toasts, Super Noodles and kebabs. Inspirational chefs like Gordon Ramsay and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall always tell us anyone can cook and this really has been proven. Second rate rapper Coolio now has his own cookery show which just seems to be something from a sketch show.

If you think of cooking, gangsta rappers aren’t the first thing to come to mind. In terms of diet, a few pieces of fried chicken and bottles of champagne seems to keep them happy. We guess we’re wrong, as Coolio wants to show you how to make a salad.

It works in two ways, you can either chow down this tasty treat, or shove the salad leaves into your ears when you listen to one of his records.

Sometimes cookery shows are a bit dull. Nothing ever seems to catch fire or fall on the floor, only for people like Delia Smith to quickly pick up and put in the pan. Coolio is brimming with shit ideas, random female sidekicks and a bloke that seems to repeat everything he says. It makes for fantastic viewing, especially these lines:

“It tastes better then your mama.” “I’m gonna teach your ass to cook.” “I’m gonna teach you to make something that’ll get the panties right off.”

Honestly, if you can get through watching an episode without laughing then we salute you. We await the spin off merchandise that is sure to include a 72-piece knife set.

With Coolio getting down and dirty in the kitchen, hecklerspray awaits Dr Dre’s guide to knitting the perfect cardigan and Vanilla Ice’s guide to the perfect marriage.