Comments on: Nooooo! Our Eyes! Kerry Katona Goes Topless!

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:37:38 +0000

It’s not the puppies I have a problem with Ironlung. It’s the dinner medals on them.

“What’s this Kerry? A birthmark?”
“No. Gravy. Get off. That’s mine.”

Oh yeah…and her f**king face. You’d put the bag on – but you would still know what’s underneath. The opposite of Viagra…in face form.

I suppose you could gaze lovingly into the back of her head, but she’d want to turn round at least once or twice a year..and that’s not on at all. No. No. No.

No, really. No.

By: Ironlung

Ironlung — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:39:00 +0000

whats wrong with you lot? nothing wrong with those puppies. just bypass the mush and we are good to go.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:18:07 +0000

Here’s a short list of things I’d rather have enter my eyes than the image of Kerry Katona unclad:

Wasps. Arse first. At supersonic velocities.

That is all.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:32:41 +0000

i’m so glad i’m american. no kerry katona, and all the boobies you could ever want to look at. you know, without having to resort to kerry katona’s.
in fact, in my fair city of atlanta, there’s a dive bar “where strippers go to die” with a chick named blondie who crushes beer cans with her tits, and i’d rather watch that.
just saying, it’s good to be king.

By: Stabby McGee

Stabby McGee — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:12:57 +0000

It’ll help you stand out in the eyes of necrophiliacs, at least.

By: Matthew Laidlow

Matthew Laidlow — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:20:40 +0000

Aww, a big titillating tease. That’s one to put on the gravestone.

By: J Bollocks

J Bollocks — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:40:22 +0000

Matthew, you’re a great big titillating tease. I’m salivating down here.

(you know life’s a bit “different” on the edge of the world)