Remember a little while ago when that DJ guy (or whatever he is), Diplo, dissed Taylor Swift for having no ass? Like he even started a kickstarter to buy her a booty? (Talk about taking things to a whole other level). Well, apparently Diplo, the genius that he is, has learned that when you’re barely a somebody, you don’t fuck the high priestess that is Taylor Swift.
In a recent interview, Diplo admitted that messing with Taylor and starting a feud with her was one of the biggest mistakes of his career. All I can say is “Duh, Bitch!” You don’t just show up out of nowhere and fuck with the Regina George of the industry. In the words of Antoine Dodson: “You are so dumb! You are really dumb! Fo real!”
To quote Diplo directly:
All I know is don’t ever get into a feud with Taylor Swift. She has like 50 million people that will die for her. It’s like an army that’s worse than North Korea. You can’t step into that arena. That was something I was never prepared for. One of the biggest mistakes of my career was definitely fucking with her.
Was Diplo living under a fucking rock prior to this feud? He didn’t see this coming? Bitch, please! At this stage in the music industry there are two people you NEVER open your mouth against: Beyoncé and Taylor Swift. You had one job, Diplo, and you fucked it up. What’s next? Are you going to call Beyonce fat? Say she isn’t that talented? Well have fun when Kanye West and the rest of the Beyhive show up and burn your fucking house down. You got off easy with the Taylor Swift fans. They’ll just ruin your career and threaten you on Twitter. Beyonce fans would’ve killed your dog and fed it to you. And that’s just Kanye!
I mean, the only reason Kanye kind of got forgiven for fucking with Taylor was because he did so in the name of Beyonce. Then Beyonce told everyone to play nice, so they did.
Now that I think about it, if Diplo wants to get past this whole Taylor Swift feud he should totally cozy up to Beyonce and drop a hot track with her, because the only people who trump Taylor Swift fans are Beyonce fans. Get in with Queen Bey and your career will be saved. Boom. Problem solved!