Well, it's official. We've all been wrong about Paris Hilton. She isn't the oversexed, wonky-eyed rumpy-pumpy punter we all though she was. In fact, Paris Hilton is really a shining example of innocence.
Paris Hilton recently told British GQ magazine that she's swearing off sex for the next year – and she's also made another fine admission; that she's only ever had sex with two men. Which our office calculator works out as a 50% actual sex/internet sex hit-rate, and for that Paris Hilton should be heartily congratulated.
Paris Hilton has rotten luck, doesn't she? Stuck by a sudden piss attack in a taxi, named as a terrible dog owner – these are not the traits of a lucky lady. But where Paris Hilton reaches her most unfortunate is in her sex life. We've got to feel sorry for the poor girl because she says she's only had two sexual partners but somehow one of the two incidences happened to get caught on video.
Maybe Rick Soloman knew that Paris giving it up was a rare thing and that's why he got the cameras rolling. Or maybe, the events of One Night In Paris captured Paris Hilton's first time! That must have been it. Paris Hilton told GQ Magazine:
"People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that. Kissing is all I do… The reason so many of my relationships don't work is guys are like, 'Hey what's going on? It's been like four months and I'm only getting a kiss here."
Maybe we've been giving Paris Hilton too hard of a time and this is the truth. After all, we know loads of people who were rumoured to have caught herpes from kissing, or have been called a "hooker" from kissing too much, or have been accused of having sex with Tom Sizemore when really they just wanted a kiss. Who knows, all those bruises that showed up on Paris Hilton when she and Nick Carter broke up a couple of years ago could've been the result of her not putting out. He was a Backstreet Boy after all, so we're sure he had little tolerance for girls not willing to give it up. And to prove how dedicated she is to the kissy kissy and nothing else, Paris Hilton also told the magazine:
"I'm not having sex for a year. I've decided… I'll kiss, but nothing else."
This leaves one – well, maybe more than one – burning question:
In Paris Hilton's celibate world, is kissing limited to the lips?
Read more:
Paris Hilton: I'm Not Having Sex For A Year – Entertainmentwise
[story by Kylie Craig]