Calling all you single ladies! Have you starred in a successful sitcom in the last 20 years that’s completely overshadowed the rest of your career?
Then good news!
You can follow in the footsteps of Sarah Chalke and resign yourself to the fact that you’ll never amount to anything more than a 1 dimensional stereotype that never managed to get top billing and decide to see out the rest of your days rubbing your thighs and being all sassy on, what is fast becoming television’s equivalent of a hospice, Cougar Town.
The artist formerly known as Elliot from Scrubs has traded her stethoscope for a 14 year old Philipino boy with rock hard abs and an oh-so-stylish moustache that just about makes him look legal, to join forces with the woman formerly known as Jordan from Scrubs, as well as that one from Friends who used to be married to David Arquette and the one from Freaks and Geeks who was the only one to not have a semi decent career.
With Chalke now on board, we here at hecklerspray can’t help but wonder who will be next to spread their legs and fly genitals first into Cougar Town.
Julie Benz
Benz was dramatically offed at the very end of Dexter, series 4, so maybe it’s time for her to dramatically get off with the pool boy and just accept that Dexter was the pinnacle of her career. Unless you count that last Rambo sequel… in which case we suggest you get help.
Kristin Davis
Sex and the City was massive. So massive that every woman in the world is either a Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha or A Ginger One. The TV series was so massive that it spawned 2 entire films that seemed to be specifically designed to torment boyfriends and male cinema staff all over the world. Let’s be honest Kristin, no matter how many sex tapes you release you’ll never escape the fact that you ARE Charlotte. Why not embrace this inevitability and have her strut her way back onto our screens via the mean streets of Cougar Town.
Sean Hayes
Actor/producer/writer. Sean Hayes, much like his Will and Grace character Jack McFarland, really is a triple threat. Unfortunately this threat hasn’t been too threatening since his stint as the ultra camp performance artist. Sean needs to tap dance his way back onto our screens and provide Cougar Town with the musical numbers it so richly deserves. Besides, Cougar Town is going to need at least one old queen to mop up its snail trail sodden streets.
Place your bets now, before the menopause takes hold and dries Cougar Town up.
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Cat says
Also Sean was in Scrubs for a while, so the theme continues.