Kylie Minogue has had a lot happen to her recently – being subjected to painful anti-cancer drugs and being subjected to the equally painful third series of Little Britain – but she isn’t getting married.
All of a sudden, Kylie Minogue had found herself in the middle of all kinds of wedding rumours. Suggestions were made that Kylie was planning to get married to Olivier Martinez very soon indeed. But now Kylie’s publicist is saying that the rumours are a lot of shit and we should bloody well mind our own pissing business. That’s not a direct quote, you know.
Kylie Minogue (CDs) is thought be over the worst of her breast cancer
treatment, and she’s generally thought to be in good spirits. We’d be
in good spirits too if our less famous sister was caught doing all
kinds of lesbian business in a strip club, but maybe that’s just us.
Anyway, Kylie is well enough to have announced a comeback tour this
year, and so thoughts naturally turned to her wedding to Olivier
According to some reports yesterday, a bridal shop in Kylie’s home
town of Melbourne was closed down especially so that Kylie could wander
around and choose a tiny wee wedding dress. And the wedding rumours
were further substantiated by Marinez’s mother blabbing all about the
ceremony to the newspapers. She apparently said that Kylie would get
married to her son in April on French Island, off the coast of
"My son has promised we will be flown over for the big day. We’re just rejoicing that she and my son can now go ahead and
make the plans they’ve wanted to make for so long."
However, never underestimate the power of a publicist to trample
all over our happy thoughts. Kylie’s own publicist has said of the
"This is just not true."
Someone should really tell that to Mrs Martinez. She’s probably bought a really lovely hat.
[story by Stuart Heritage]