This is a joyous day, a momentous occasion that will change the world forever – it’s the day when Nicole Kidman can stop whining about not having any babies.

That’s right, Nicole Kidman has given birth to her baby, a little girl she’s inexplicably decided to call Sunday Rose. Nicole Kidman’s new daughter was born in Nashville yesterday morning, and other than that details are vague – for instance, we don’t know if Sunday Rose takes after her mother and has ginger hair and an immobile face, or her father and is an alcoholic.

Best of all, we’re almost completely certain that this report is 100% accurate and not an Angelina Jolie-style hoax because, well, who cares about Nicole Kidman enough to make up lies about her?