The sole reason all of humanity has survived and thrived this long is the female body's amazing ability to generate new life. Not only can those things reproduce earthworm-style, where once cut in half each piece grows back into a whole lady, but it can also reproduce seahorse style, where the ripe she-woman sprays egg-babies into the ocean to be later hosed-down by their male counterparts during halftime.
And on top of all that there's still the oldest baby-making way of all – getting knocked up at the business end of a microscope. Speaking of which – Nicole Kidman and her one-plaid-sportscoat-away from being a car salesman husband have big news. They're expecting! Or so says the astrologer we pay to chart big celebrity news. Trust us though – Fiddy Cent's mom has only been wrong once – and that was just bad career advice she gave someone unspecific. She accurately called both Britney Spears pregnancies and she correctly foretold the Brangelina baby. Madame Cent even said Hilary Duff could never have children due to a strangely placed dog bite she got when she was three. On the nethers.
We're not sure about that last one though, because Duff's gynaecologist, apparently, is financially well-enough off.
Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban have done the impossible! Or at least the seemingly very difficult! They're knocked up, at least according to one suspiciously unnamed friend:
"Nicole and Keith are having a baby. They've been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole's been hoping for this day since they got married. Everyone knows she's been aching to have a baby. It's all she's been talking about for ages."
This must be joyous news for multimillionaire Kidman, an actress who when not riding cars into immovable objects at faster-than-walking speeds, enjoys renting every single helicopter ever to touchdown on Australian landing pads.
The pregnancy comes after an extensive period of fertility treatment, and if it's true it will mark the first child for the couple who got married last year barely before half of them made rehab cool again. Urban says he's ready for the successful product of his spoo colliding gently with Kidman's woman stuff and having zygote fun. More specifically he said:
"I am looking forward to fatherhood. I have always wanted to be a good dad. My brother's got two kids and he's an excellent dad and I think we both have that sense of being home and being solid family guys."
There you have it – the Kidmans are perhaps maybe possibly expecting. Incidentally, earlier when we were talking about Fiddy Cent's mom, we meant a different Fiddy Cent. Lock away your street-cred Fiddy, and please stop thinking everything's about you.
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