Nick Lachey Protects Carefree Teenage Girls On The Internet

by Shawn Lindseth on February 3, 2006 6 Comments

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One minute you’re the lesser half of a Hollywood power couple, then you file for divorce, lose the limelight and end up cold and lonely. Where did
Nick Lachey turn when this foul, foul fate befell him? The Internet, of course.

And why not, it’s a great place to meet women.  That’s where hecklerspray met it’s current Russian fiance. When we put "tall, blonde and inviting" into the bride-search tool, Olga was the first one to pop up. What can we say? She thinks a shower curtain with a head-hole is a ballroom gown, and only eats hand soap and licorice – she’s an economic steal!

Lachey’s Internet endeavour, however, has more to do with making a predator safe chatroom for techno-savvy teenagers to type in.

Ex-98 Degree-er and current Jessica Simpson throw-off Nick
Lachey (DVDs) is stepping up to the plate. He recently found out that his
name was a popular one for chatroom perverts and predators to lure kids
in with. This discovery, he said in a very gentlemanly way: "…was
really disturbing".

He teamed up with his attorney Parry Aftab to make www.yfly.com,
a sight that keeps the unwanted from sticking their noses into exciting
teenage banter. This is a heavy blow to most perverts, as many just
barely pawned off the sticky binoculars that had previously been their
tool of choice. Lachey then described the mental process behind the website’s creation:

"We
thought we could do something special, if we all put our resources
together. This is new to me. The whole thing of networking online
wasn’t around when I was a teen. I wasn’t aware of how big a problem
this was. And when you are 17 you have no idea of who you are dealing
with."

hecklerspray‘s been blessed enough to receive a partial transcript
of the first day’s inaugurating chat, and it went something unlike this:

Nick Lachey: Hey guys, wus up?

Nick Lachey: Let the conversations rip!

Nick Lachey:

Nick Lachey: ?

Nick Lachey:
Girls!  I’m Nick Lachey, star of song and screen!  You’re safe here!

Nick Lachey: :(

Nick Lachey:

Nick Lachey:
WTF?

Nick Lachey: WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF?
WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF?
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Hot_Russian42: me much pritty.  me need visa.

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{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

madeofsquares February 5, 2006 at 5:32 pm

Nick Lachey: did yu see me in bewitched?

Hot_Russian42: no. wot is bewitched?

Nick Lachey: let’s talk visa

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kay February 6, 2006 at 7:22 am

does nick realy go on chat? if so how do you no! as i would luv to chat with nick.thats if he would like to chat with an Australian girl from down under.

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sofia February 21, 2006 at 4:14 am

hi nick is someone useing you photo and perteding too be you

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linda February 26, 2006 at 7:44 am

Hey Nick,
I have a cousin who is recently divorced and wants you. I don’t see a problem…both recently divorced…looking for a good lay! I think it looks good…call her up…baby she is hotttttttt! Anyway call that MILF before she slips away! – Tanya

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rachel warner February 28, 2006 at 3:22 pm

hey nick i would really like to chat to you please could u e-mail me it but be great luv rachel

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Leanne October 10, 2006 at 10:12 pm

does nick realy go on chat

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