Nick Cannon Gets Super Horny When Listening to Mariah Carey’s Music

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Mariah Carey and Nick CannonThis morning on Howard Stern’s satellite radio show, America’s Got Talent host Nick Cannon revealed some pretty awesome, if not necessarily terribly shocking details about his marriage to singing sensation Mariah Carey. Nick has always seemed like a fairly big douche, partly for his sad little mustache and partly for tolerating a diva bitch like Mariah. This morning, however, Nick gave a new and frankly pretty great perspective into his life with Mimi.

Mariah and Nick do seem like an odd couple: she’s a bit older and established as a legendary talent, if also a megalomaniac, while he is a virtual nobody in comparison. He does, however, appear to happily and unresentfully put up with her high maintenance bullshit and somehow manage to be a pretty good sport about it. And perhaps therein lies the key to a good celebrity marriage.

In this morning’s interview, Nick admitted to Howard that Mariah and he listen to her songs when they’re getting it on. While that may initally seem ever so vaguely narcissistic from her perspective, what’s so much better  is that Nick admitted that he also masturbates to Mariah’s music when she’s not there … thereby proving that he is not just merely pussy-whipped but also star-pussy-struck. Whacking to one of her music videos … maybe …. but just to her voice is slightly sad. I would kind of like to think that Mariah put him up to saying that just to boost her sex appeal, but she seems way too humorless.

The next bit of interesting information Nick revealed is that Mariah and he did not consumate their relationship until they were legally wed. From the sound of it, they barely made it to second base. When Howard questioned the wisdom of tying your future to a woman whose skills you haven’t yet tested, Nick blithely replied:

“It was Mariah Carey. If Mariah Carey gave a bad blowjob, I’m still going in.”

Fair enough. Nick seems weirdly, brazenly, almost idiotically happy in his marriage … but instead of judging his status as a pathetic cuckold, we should be thankful that someone is willing and able to manage that crazy woman’s ego.

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