Comments on: Everyone Steals New U2 Album, Despite It Being Made By U2

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:45:37 +0000

I stole it just for the hell of it, and then none of my friends wanted a copy. The only one I managed to give away was to my old boss. But at least I can say I tried to do my part.

By: euclid

euclid — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:27:58 +0000

Imagine the tedium of writing songs that sound exactly the same for thirty years and then going on tour to play them over and over and over and over again. It’s actually my idea of Hell. And they are living it. And you, Jack David are celebrating it. Good on you. It’s the Hell they deserve. I wish them great success and more pointless tours, and more money they won’t be able to enjoy because if they don’t have enough by now, they never will.

I love any band where one of the members could be playing an entirely different song from the set list and none of the other bandmates would even notice.

By: David

David — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 10:35:43 +0000

Ha Ha Ha Don’t worry guys they will sell millions (like always) – all their albums hve leaked early so what. They obviously have more fans than this website. Ha Ha Ha the joke is not on U2 it is on you. Now back into whatever you do, I will probably never find this webpage again unless I search U2 under Google again. Ha Ha Ha you need them more than need you otherwis how else are we going to find you again. To all the U2 haters I say bad luck they will probably be around for another 15 years at least. Ha Ha Ha

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:26:46 +0000

“no especially not U2 has lasted 30+ years with the original lineup still intact and managed to remain both popular and relevant”

There. Fixed that for you.

By: Jack

Jack — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:29:52 +0000

U2′s last album leaked early and they still had 840,0000 copies of it sold in the first week in the U.S. so the leak doesn’t mean shit,Gibbo…if anything will effect the album’s sales,it will be the economy.

As far as Tom J(J FOR JERKOFF)goes….get off your high horse,you high minded pompous asshole,no other band but U2 has lasted 30+ years with the original lineup still intact and managed to remain both popular and relevant….that takes more than luck asshole,it takes skill…next time please remind us all what music we should be listening to..no doubt unless they’re Rush they won’t have a career as long or as relevant as U2.

By: Tom J

Tom J — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:45:30 +0000

I would rather listen to the screaming death knell of a million pregnant orangutans than one minute of U2′s latest album. I will, however, download it and do everything I can to help it spread. I love these days how you can steal from people without all that messy breaking and entering. I only wish I could assault them as well.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:40:17 +0000

I’ve already spoken to the Devil regarding U2 and he told me not to worry, they will be severely punished.