…UNICEF bombs the Smurfs to promote a message of peace. That’s the official line, anyway: we blame those Moomin bastards. Either way, £10 says Angelina Jolie will have adopted the crying Smurf baby by the end of the week – UNICEF Smurf bomb video… …Hey Metrosexuals! Get out of town! Anybody who is anybody is … Continue reading Newsblam: Smurf Bombs, Ubersexuals, Keira Knightley’s Arse