…Bored now he’s decided to stop rapping, Jay-Z is looking to find other ways of enjoying himself. Like buying Arsenal. "The referizzle’s a wazizzle," indeed – Jay-Z Move To Soccer In The UK – Rapstation …

…"Darling, you smell just like goblin shit and bad yogurt." Marilyn Manson is to launch his very own perfume. Expect it to be blamed for all sorts of bad behaviour sometime next year – Marilyn Manson To Launch Fragrance – Contactmusic…

…The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the scariest film ever, according to a new survey. Anyone unfortunate enough to have seen the Fred Durst sex tape is bound to disagree – Texas Massacre Tops Horror Poll – BBC…

…Carmen Electra: model, actress, anal inserter of uncooked pasta, bedroom racist. Yeah yeah, allegedly – Dennis Rodman Spills Carmen Electra Sex Secrets – Daily Blabber…

…Rotten news – we only got to know him through Curb Your Enthusiasm, but Louis Nye died on Sunday. He was 92, and he’ll be missed – TV Comic Louis Nye Dead At 92 – CNN…