Newsblam: John Peel, James Bond, Jude Law, Piss-Porn…

…Don’t forget that today is John Peel Day. Radio 1 is broadcasting a six-hour show tonight, stuffed full of extracts from some of the 300 concerts held this week to honour the DJ, including last night’s New Order set, comprised entirely of Joy Division songs - John Peel Day gigs honour late DJ - BBC…

…Daniel Craig (or, you know, whoever) is busy staring into a mirror and practising his suave face ready for tomorrow’s big announcement that he’ll be playing James Bond until the end of time - Sony To Announce New 007 On Friday - Comingsoon…

…Looks like we were right about the video iPod: now you’ll be able to carry your entire stash of depraved piss-porn around in your pocket all the time. Did we say depraved piss-porn? We meant music videos. Ahem. Anyway, we want one in each colour - Apple Store…

…Coming soon from the makers of Wedding Crashers - not so much a movie as one long, racially dubious Bernard Manning joke - Dobkin for another comedy - Empire Online…

…Dear America, in retaliation for you being dumb enough to make Nickelback number one in the album chart, here’s a video of some of you being made to look foolish. By an Australian, for God’s sake - On The Streets Of America Video…

…Are we the only people in the world that aren’t involved in this whole Jude Law, Sienna Miller, Daniel Craig fuckfest? Now even Salma Hayek is getting in on the action, and we’re feeling a little left out - Sienna, Jude & Salma - Yahoo!…