Newsblam: Chris Evans’ Tiny Willy, Sienna’s Orange Face, Crazy Frog’s Bad Single…

December 13th, 2005 at 16:00 by 586 MEDIA

…It’s official - Chris Evans has a small schlong. In a recent interview, Chris said, "The Ginger Prince comes in a poor third." Billie would probably agree. The claim was made by Evans after a visit to his mother in hospital.

While wandering the corridors, probably in search new guests for his show, he stumbled upon a model of the human body. The plastic man was apparently more sizable in the trouser department than Chris Evans himself, sparking the claim that his own Ginger Prince was little more than a Pauper. Chris Evans’ small penis confession - Femalefirst…

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…Sienna Miller is clearly not satisfied with chopping off her golden locks. The latest fashion
statement from Jude Law’s yo-yo is - yep, you’ve guessed it - bright orange
cheeks. At the premiere of her new movie Casanova, she sported the new
look without a care in the world. It seems that Ms Miller is just
itching to join the George Hamilton Club for Perma-Tan Victims. In other orange news, Kelly Osbourne revealed her new bright orange haircut at a
recent charity event. Oh well, at
least Sienna can solve her problems by just washing her face. Sienna’s left orange-faced - Sky…

…Like the Furbee and Girls Aloud, the Crazy Frog was a cute little
novelty that we all chuckled about when we first watched the ads on
TV. Now, like the Furbee and Girls Aloud the Frog has become an
irritant that we can’t shake. The latest addition to the Frog’s
annoying playlist are the sounds of Jingle Bells. He is blipping and
bleeping his way through our much-loved yuletide carol with all the
grace you’d expect from a computer animated twat.
The only saving grace is that Woolworth’s probably won’t be playing it
from September next year on a loop with Slade. We live in hope. Christmas Number One Betting Odds - The Fun Starts Here…

[story by Henson and Bedges]

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