…The countdown to the illegal release of the amusingly disgusting Britney Spears sex tape starts here – Britney’s Raunchy Home Video Secret – Scotsman…
…Ugly socially inept British dweebs rejoice! At least Cameron Diaz is under the impression that you’re constantly getting laid – Diaz’s A Brit Much – The Mirror…
…If we had a vicar who said "bum bogey fart pee crap ass" and then called Harry Potter "gay" when we were kids, maybe we wouldn’t be such godless monsters today – ‘Rude’ author ejected from school – BBC…
…iPod video out next week? Wooo – Sony PSP about to get pwnt by iPod video – Joystiq…
…Yobs steal the shoes from the feet of Charlotte Church. Good news – they weren’t her best shoes. Bad news – the yobs didn’t ram them in Charlotte’s stupid big mouth – Charlotte Church’s shoes stolen from her feet – Softpedia…
…Hungry snake sees alligator. Hungry snake eats alligator. Alligator bursts out of hungry snake’s stomach. Nobody wins – Battle of the giants: python bursts eating alligator – Sydney Morning Herald…
…Britney bra-watch: current bid $31,100 – Britney Spears Bra Auction – eBay…
