Newsblam: Britney, Keira, Booze, Zero Dollar Homepage

…Britney wants to give Sean Preston a normal childhood. But she also wants Mattel to make a bunch of little tiny Sean Preston action figures, presumably to help pay for his hefty therapy fees in the year 2020 - Britney Spears’ Doll Family - Femalefirst…

…Joaquin Phoenix copied Johnny Cash so much for his new film that he ended up with alcohol dependency. Sources fear he’ll continue to ape the singer by getting old and eventually dying - Cash Role Leads To Rehab - antiMUSIC

…Million Dollar Homepage? Pah! That’s so September 2005. Now all the people in the world who are slightly annoyed that they didn’t come up with the idea first can advertise on the Zero Dollar Homepage. It’s the brainchild of Eivind Pedersen, and like the zeitgeisty trend-surfers we are, we’ve already got a spot there. Try and find us - Zero Dollar Homepage…

…It’s official: Laughter really is the best medicine. Not penicillin like we thought - TV comedies ‘good for your health’ - Scotsman

…Keira Knightley says she hates her acting: "You give me the worst review ever and times it by about 10 - that’s where I put myself." Sounds like a deal, Keira - Keira too critical of her acting - Digital Spy…

…Britney bra-watch: She’s decided that she doesn’t want to sell it any more. Ha! You can buy your own food, hurricane victims! - Britney Spears cancels auction of bra - Yahoo!…