New This Morning Host: Ulrika Jonsson?
Why hello there. You’re just in time for the greatest thing you will see all day, provided you have exceptionally low standards.
It’s the next part in our breathtaking ‘Who’s going to take over from Fern Britton as co-host of This Morning?’ rundown. Every day until Big Brother starts, we’ll be profiling a contender to become the new female presenter of ITV’s daytime behemoth This Morning. Unless a new co-host is announced before then, of course. In which case we’re effed.
Still, here’s the rundown for Ulrika Jonsson…
Ulrika Jonsson – We’ll admit it; it’d be nice if Ulrika Jonsson got the This Morning job. No, really, it would. The poor woman’s got several mouths to feed at the moment – with potentially a few more on the way if the male guests don’t keep their dressing room doors locked properly – and she’s still on a high from winning Celebrity Big Brother this year. Obviously, if her journalism is anything to go by, everything Ulrika Jonsson would say on This Morning would be prefaced by “As a mother…” which would get tiresome extremely quickly. But then again it doesn’t really matter because we never watch This Morning anyway. Honestly, it’s all meaningless to us.
Tomorrow: Emma Forbes
