New This Morning Host: Davina McCall?
We’ve finally reached the end of our interminable search to find Fern Britton’s replacement on This Morning.
What does that mean? It means that in a few weeks’ time, one of the contenders who we’ve profiled will definitely become the new host of This Morning. Unless someone else does. Or Philip Schofield decides to go it alone. Or the entire ITV building topples over and falls into the river. Either way, it won’t affect your life in the slightest so it doesn’t really matter.
Here, then, is the This Morning rundown for Davina McCall…
Davina McCall – Davina McCall is, without a shadow of a doubt, the far and away favourite to end up co-hosting This Morning with Philip Schofield. And the timing couldn’t be better – Big Brother is due to stutter to a close in the next year or so, and when it’s gone that’d just leave Davina with berserk, schizophrenic hair adverts to tide her over. Plus, one of Davina McCall’s first presenting jobs was on This Morning, so in a way it’d be like she was coming home. You know, like a salmon returning home. Right before it dies. The only thing that possibly stands between Davina McCall and the This Morning job is the sensation that watching a woman shout ill-judged questions at startled idiots first thing in the morning might be a bit of a turn-off, no matter how hard Jeremy Kyle has worked to prepare viewers for that beforehand.
Tomorrow: BIG BROTHER! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
