New This Morning Host: Coleen Nolan?
Here we are, at the end of the first week of our search for Fern Britton’s replacement on This Morning.
That’s right – we said our first week. There’s more of this coming next week. Really, you shouldn’t thank us. No, no, you’re too kind. And best of all, the ones next week will all be legitimate contenders for the job, so it’ll be even harder to make jokes about them. Fun!
Anyway, here’s our rundown on Coleen Nolan becoming the new This Morning host…
Coleen Nolan – If you ask us, which we suggest you pretend you do, then we’re not sure how great Coleen Nolan would be as Fern Britton’s replacement. And it’s not just because, stripped of her Loose Women companions, we’re unsure of how she’d cope by herself. It’s something more important than that – we’re nervous of Coleen Nolan’s capacity to self-edit. Look, we all know that Fern Britton had a naughty streak that would cause her to giggle for 20 minutes if someone said the word ‘vibrate’ during a chat. But if the same situation happened to Coleen Nolan, she’d giggle for 20 minutes and then blurt out something massively inappropriate at the top of her voice like “I put dildos up my bum!” before clamping her hand over her mouth in horror as everyone else looked on, mortified. On the other hand, if Coleen Nolan became the new This Morning host, Shane Richie would never ever be a guest on the show. And that is a big plus.
Next week – Christine Bleakley!
