New This Morning Host: Christine Bleakley?
It’s week two of our hunt to find Fern Britton’s This Morning replacement. Week two, for crying out loud. What are we thinking?
You know, we think we’re wasting our time here. This Morning doesn’t need to replace Fern Britton at all. What This Morning needs to do is bring back Fred Talbot, knock up a scale model of the British isles and let him leap around it describing the weather. That’s when This Morning went south, not when Cackly McLardypants resigned. Oh, why won’t anyone listen to us?
Anyway, here’s the This Morning rundown for Christine Bleakley…
Christine Bleakley – On paper, Christine Bleakley looks like the perfect candidate to be Fern Britton’s replacement on This Morning. She’s smiley, young, pretty, able to think on her feet and well-versed in peculiar live TV shows where you’re forced to lurch between fluffy items about kittens and depressing items about home repossession without any discernible buffer. But it doesn’t matter how much ITV offer her, Christine Bleakely won’t take the job at This Morning. And here’s why – there’s no Adrian Chiles. Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley share a love so deep, so pure, so – yes – perfect that they can never be separated, not even for a second. Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley are soulmates, and that’s why neither will ever leave The One Show. They’re definitely not doing it, though. Definitely.
Tomorrow: Someone else!
