New This Morning Co-Host: Kerry Katona?
Look, OK, we KNOW. We know our organisational skills are bad. We thought Big Brother started this week. It doesn’t.
Big Brother starts next week. And that’s left us with a gap to fill each morning. So, like anyone with any common sense would, we’ve decided to dedicate these next few 10am slots to discovering who’ll replace Fern Britton as the female host of This Morning. Try not to get too excited.
Anyway, we’re kicking things off with Kerry Katona, so that’s something at least…
Kerry Katona – There’s one very simple reason why Kerry Katona won’t take over Fern Britton’s job on This Morning. No, it’s not because her wayward behaviour would throw the show into catastrophe day after day. And it’s not because the sight of a human car-crash bawling “IYMA TWENNYATEYEEROLE WOMMA!” again and again during an item on cervical smears would put the old people off their elevenses. It’s not even because Kerry Katona hates Philip Schofield and refuses to talk to him. No, it’s because if Kerry Katona presented This Morning, then the studio would be full of the This Morning camera crew, the MTV camera crew filming Kerry Katona being filmed by the This Morning camera crew, and the paparazzi taking pictures of the MTV camera crew filming Kerry Katona being filmed by the This Morning camera crew. Logistically, it’d be a nightmare.
Tomorrow: Ulrika Jonsson. Steady yourselves.
