It’s almost unbelievable that there’s no Brian Belo in the Ultimate Big Brother house. Apparently, Channel 4 bosses just didn’t want him. This is probably because he isn’t deemed ‘explosive’ enough, not that any other housemates were made of dynamite and kindling.
However, two old housemates will be entering the house tonight, notably, Victor and Michelle. And over the jump is two pictures of them, taken recently by the show’s producers (should you be in the fortunate position of having completely forgotten what they look like).
Wanna see?
Of course, Victor has been off the radar since the show, but Michelle kept herself busy since shouting about jacuzzis on the show by hosting some soft-cock porn stuff and getting out her hideous, spherical, eerily-floating baps at every given chance.
Ultimate Big Brother tonight at 9pm and 10.35pm on Channel 4
Here’s Michelle
And here’s Victor
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