Comments on: New Moon Essentially Floods Comic-Con With Teenage Wee-Wee

By: AJ

AJ — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 09:19:54 +0000

Love your writing, Stuart. Huge fan of your work. Just wish you’d stop using the phrase “rape alarm.”

By: Chino1

Chino1 — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:37:00 +0000

I agree, Comic-Con should just be a convention for up and coming Marvel comic movies, and comics in general, i mean hollywood has its own platform to promote meaningless vampire movies for 14 year old girls and mothers who want to be 14 years old again. I loved the fact that Comic-Con provided an atmosphere and a place for the Comic lovers to gather and show our love for Comics, now it has just become another tweenie bopper screamfest, as if they dont have enough venues already to do that.
Dont these girls realize that Vampires dont sweat as Edward did in the cafeteria scene in Twilight, and did they even notice that Edward’s hair color is different in New Moon than it was in Twilight Maybe if the script writer had a bit more of a clue on how to keep the movie as close to the book as possible, just maybe i would like this movie and praise it in all its entirety and maybe if a non talented actress like Kristen Stewart didn’t act in it i think i would probably like it. But seriously find another platform to promote the movie and leave our Comic-Con alone.

By: Sunny

Sunny — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:20:26 +0000

Sadly I did not find any 2009 screaming Youtubes yet to retrieve but do love this one from last year: Rob is lovely.

I disagree with the ‘wee wee’ – likely something else streaming from the screaming female crowd. *wink*

Now I must go carp on witlessly (I am quite good at this) someplace about the fact I don’t happen to be, at this time, either a deranged adolescent or soon to be aging spinster. Ta-ta

By: Casey

Casey — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:10:10 +0000

You are so right on.

Last year, I left Hall H before the Twilight panel because I couldn’t take the chatter and yelling the 14 year olds any longer. I had the misfortune of being in line in front of a quartet of annoying Valley gals. :Shudder: I wanted to poke my eardrums with an ice pick.

By: sure sure

sure sure — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:22:20 +0000

Man I wish I was there! I love Taylor Lautner!!!! I would have been one of those people scream the whole time!!!! Im rly excitied for this movie!!!!

By: Julias

Julias — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:22:09 +0000

Wee wee….hee hee heee…Stuart Heritage…

By: ThisGuy

ThisGuy — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:06:51 +0000

In response to Kevin’s comment above, you should relax. Did you really see the article headline and think it would be some greatly insightful, informative article? Honestly, what did you expect? it was meant for a laugh and thats what I’m sure it provided for most. You, on the other were annoyed to the point where you felt it necessary to spend, who knows how long, flippin through your pocket thesaurus to drum up the vocabulary to try and sound astute enough to be making such an observation. Pro help? Original. So if Stuart felt better by writing his article, do you in turn feel better about yourself now that you’ve attacked him?

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:51:03 +0000

This article made my morning. Thanks

By: haha

haha — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:42:01 +0000

Uh…I think you missed the point entirely.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:06:23 +0000

Wow… what a banal, shrewish and petty article. Bitter much, Stuart? Really, your non-stop waspish drivel clearly shows that you have some issues to deal with.(May I suggest seeking professional help?)
Do your vitriolic verbal attacks on this convention, its attendees and its guests somehow make you feel better about yourself?
All your snarky little comments and barbs reminded me of a bitter old drag queen watching a fashion show.