New Harry Potter Trailer!
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April 21st, 2005 at 14:19 by 586 MEDIA
Calm down, geeks. The trailer for the new Harry Potter film has been given a release date.
You’ll be able to see Harry, now in his ‘lanky, awkward, permanantly masturbating’ stage, in cinemas from May 13th.
hecklerspray hasn’t read the book that the film has been adapted from, Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, but we’ve been assured the film contains lots of fire. And lots of goblets.
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