Making an entire music album seems like it’d be pretty tough.
Not only do you have to make sure the drums are synchronised just right with the rhythm guitar, but you have to keep firing your entire band every time one of them plays a note that will make your brand-new 14-year-old album less than classic. Also, you can get vital nutrient-sucking worms if you decide to record in South America.
Axl Rose is all too aware of this – that’s why his album still isn’t coming out. A new song is though – on a video game. The good news is it’s new GNR, the bad news is the only way you’ll be able to actually hear it is when your dad fancies himself a frontman whenever his brother comes over.
Excruciating.
A new Guns N’ Roses song is going to be included on the forthcoming Rock Band 2 video game. It’s called Shackler’s Revenge, and although it hasn’t leaked to date, a few years ago one called There Was A Time did – it’s so good it makes us want to get fat and wear bandannas. Go on and Google it.
Rumor has it this Shackler’s Revenge song was inspired by Pirates Of The Caribbean 2, which Rose is said to own the director’s cut in both DVD & Blu Ray formats. There’s an entire verse dedicated to Johnny Depp getting eaten by an octopus. We heard it details Depp’s succession through the monsters digestive tract. A sample line is:
“now your [sic] in it’s tummy because you tasted so yummy, now your [sic] in the intestine, better not be a pest in (there).”
Well at least it rhymes, right? Needless to say it’s a far cry from people being in jungles with babies and what-not. Also it’s a far cry from true.
According to GNR’s own website:
“Get Ready for Shackler’s Revenge. The track from the upcoming Guns N’ Roses album Chinese Democracy will appear on the video game Rock Band 2, slated for release for the Xbox 360 platform in September.”
Still no word as to a solid release date, but if it ends up being in 2008 everybody in the US will get a Dr. Pepper. Throw in some Twizzlers and a fruit pie and maybe we can get that guy moving.
gir says
I got mildly excited about the Pirates of the Caribbean thing. At least it would have been inspired by something external, rather than Axl’s view up his own ass.
Tennyson Williams says
When will most celeb status musician’s learn that you can’t force good lyrics. I think that Axl needs to go out and garner some more life’s experience. He should live on a farm for a year and learn a little bit about life. I have a feeling that this is going to be another Crispin Glover or William Shatner type album.
gir says
They did that already, it was called “The Simple Life”
AgainstMe says
You’re a total fucking idiot..
First off.. You clearly havent heard any of the new music, therefore dont know shit about the lyrics – post yours and i’ll rate.. oh wait.. you already did.. now your [sic] in it’s tummy because you tasted so yummy, now your [sic] in the intestine, better not be a pest in (there).”´- ALMOST FUNNY..
The whole, Dad frontman thing… Im 20.. And dickhead… IM NOT THE YOUNGEST ONE!!! Appreciating good music, whether it be Dylan, Dolly Parton, Zeppelin, Elton John, Queen or whoever people prefer, is.. IMO – Much better than listening to all that pop-radio-sychronized-lets-all-sound-alike-shit you properbly jerk off too.. So.. GET A LIFE!!!
Shorten sales on RB2 – THATS FUNNY!!!
You dont know what music is.. You never will, cause you think you do… ! – Read that two times so it makes sense for someone as retarded as you..
Last words… GO FUCK YOURSELF… !
Shorn Lindseth is a Douche says
Have to agree with AgainstMe – go fuck yourself Shorn. Or to quote Axl – Get in the ring motherfucker!!!
Put up, shut up or fuck off!!!
gir says
Have to agree with me – you two are idiots.
And get in the ring sucked. “OOH I’m a huge pussy who can’t handle criticism so I’m gonna threaten to beat people up even though I weigh a buck ten and couldn’t beat up Hannah Montana (who by the way is more rock and roll than me).”
The Anti-Troll says
What do you expect from these trolls? Hecklerspray? C’mon, what a joke! Just further proof the internet has become an over-flowing shitcan clogged full of useless self important douchebags whose only claim to fame is a suckass blog where they trash people whose success they could never top in 100 lifetimes.