Stop whatever you’re doing, because this is more important. The 50 Shades Of Grey movie just gained an underwear model.
Yes, she-who-must-not-be-named got engaged. Again. Yes, that famous baby got christened. But did any of those things involve Jamie Dornan? No? Then forget about them, because you’ve been working hard this week and you deserve to shamelessly ogle hot guys for a while. You’re so welcome.
Jamie Dornan is tapped to fill Charlie Hunnam’s shoes as the billionaire with mommy issues, and suddenly 50 Shades Of Grey looks a whole lot more appealing.
Sure, Christian Grey may be one of the most one dimensional, cringe-worthy characters in one of the worst written books since the sparkly vampire atrocity that it was based on, but who cares about the script when it’s coming out of a mouth like that? Well played, 50 Shades producers, well played.
Uh…Mmhmm…what? Oh right. The post. Yeah.
So here’s all you need to know about the guy that will no doubt end up tattooed on some slightly demented, middle aged woman’s forearm in the coming months.
He’s best known as Sheriff Graham in Once Upon A Time and also appeared opposite Kirsten Dunst in Marie Antoinette. Pretty impressive, but that’s not going to put butts on seats. How about the fact that he’s Irish? Any trace of a minge twinge? Well, not only is he Irish, but he’s also in an Irish folk duo. Like a one-man Mumford and Sons, but with abs that you could crush a steel can on.
He also played rugby in college and has not only modeled for Calvin Klein but Armani and Christian Dior too. Not only can this guy open jars for you but he can probably score you some free shoes too. Then serenade you with a banjo, if that’s your kind of thing.
Oh, and he’s also married and expecting a baby.
Bring on the kinky naked fun!