Neve Campbell: Mock Lesbian Again

Neve Campbell is set to star in yet another ’steamy romp’ of a lesbian ‘clinch’ type of tom-fingery with Denise Richards in a sequel to Wild Things.

This past few weeks have seen an upsurge in mock lesbian antics with KT Tunstall claiming she’d kiss a girl (Phwoar!) and Dannii Minogue enjoying some fluff at a strip bar (Quack!). It has been said that man-sized knob wipes are being snapped up all over the country by drooling teenage boys. Early reports indicate that many boys are already sitting in front of the TV, with their fingers on the pause button, cocks in hand.

hecklerspray can report that Neve Campbell (DVDs) will be starring in
another outing of raunchoid bean-flick Wild Things. This instalment
will be called Backstabbers and the story is set to involve the
highly likely scenario of a rich New York man who masterminds his wife’s
kidnapping, blissfully unaware that his crumpet and bodyguard are going to
double-cross him.

Pesky kids! Campbell is quoted as saying:

"The first time – with Denise Richards in Wild Things – was nerve wracking. I was younger and it was made a big deal of, as it wasn’t such a common thing at the time. But now it seems like every female in the industry has done at least three of these scenes."

At
least three? She’s very specific isn’t she? With the new fruity trailer
for Basic Instinct II clumsily fumbling its way around the web at the
minute, she may well be referring to Sharon Stone, who has about three
‘romps’ in three minutes. Where were we? Oh yes, rather bafflingly, Neve added

"They’re very popular. I must be a groundbreaker!"

Are
they really? Who would have thought that some lipstick lesbian action
would have attracted such fervour? Who would have guessed in their
wildest dreams that a couple of girls getting off with each other would
get droves of boys bubbling at the balls and fighting to pay their
fiver in the cinema?

hecklerspray often gives these idiot
celebrities the benefit of the doubt… well, that’s a complete
lie, no matter… one can only assume that, with Campbell’s recent
lack of big roles, that her mortgage is getting on top of her
and that she needs some bucks, and quick. What better way of getting a
quick fix of cash and attention that whipping your charlies out and
panting over another woman, also exposing her busters. Genius it ain’t.

Read more:

RICHARDS AND CAMPBELL RE-TEAM FOR WILD THINGS - Contactmusic 

[story by Mof Gimmers]