Nelly Furtado Engaged To Universe’s Most Anonymous Man
All of Nelly Furtado's songs are directly influenced by her own life – for example, Maneater was about the time Nelly ate a man and I'm Like A Bird was about the time Nelly was like a bird – so soon all her songs will be about engagement rings.
That's because Nelly Furtado has just got engaged. But who has Nelly Furtado got engaged to? A famous singer? An actor? The man who did some of the sound engineering on her last album? An astronaut? Correct – Nelly Furtado has just announced her engagement to sound engineer Demacio "Demo" Castellon, her secret longish-term boyfriend. No date has been set for the wedding yet, because Nelly Furtado is too busy being a million-selling international popstar and Demacio "Demo" Castellon is too busy, um, engineering some sound. Or whatever it is he does.
Nelly Furtado, critically speaking, is having the time of her life. After ditching the namby-pamby hello-birds-hello-sky twitterings of her Folklore album for hard-edged robotic R&B, Nelly Furtado has hit the form of her life, winning Brit Awards and getting nominated for People's Choice Awards. Of course, much of this has to do with her producer Timbaland, the man who wants to save Britney Spears' life. But since Timbaland propelled Nelly Furtado into the pop stratosphere he's been the most in-demand producer in the world, helping everyone from Bjork to Justin Timberlake. With competition like that, how was a girl like Nelly Furtado supposed to keep Timbaland loyal?
Simple, by getting married to his sound engineer Demacio "Demo" Castellon. So that's what she's doing. Nelly Furtado has got engaged to sound engineer Demacio "Demo" Castellon, but we think we've already mentioned that. Look, it's Friday and not much has happened today, OK? Jeez, cut us a break, would you? Anyway, People reports:
Grammy winner Nelly Furtado is engaged to sound engineer Demacio "Demo" Castellon, who worked on her hit 2006 album Loose, PEOPLE confirms. Their close friend, music producer Timbaland, gave a one-word reply when asked if the engagement was true: "Yes." The British Columbia-born Furtado, 28, told Blender in July 2006 she had a "secret boyfriend" of eight months, adding: "I just don't really talk about it. It's nobody famous or anything."
According to reports, Nelly Furtado and Demacio "Demo" Castellon met while Nelly was making her Loose album. It's hard to know what first attracted Castellon to the Furtado, who was busy singing songs like Maneater, Promiscuous, Do It and secret hidden album track I'm Really Bloody Horny All The Time I Am, Really, I'm Desperate To Have Sex With Anyone, but it was probably something to do with their personalities or something.
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