You’d never have Sting earmarked as one of those ‘polluting’ types, would you?

Oh no – you’d expect to see him doing something dreadfully planet-saving, like inventing a National Power Grid that runs entirely on his sense of self-satisfaction, or piloting a special leaf-powered helicopter that he can use to drop parcels of organic chickpeas into starving villages.

Sting is a nice man. Isn’t he?

Well … not according to Ecologists In Action. They’re a green-tinged Spanish pressure group who are getting a teensy-weensy bit upset with the StingLord’s latest scheme.