Naomi Campbell Too Haggard For Lewis Hamilton
December 17th, 2007 at 18:00 by Paul Sorrenti
Since Naomi Campbell became legal back on 22nd May 1986, she has opened her legs at pelvis-breaking speed to welcome any new black icon that has emerged onto the scene - Mike Tyson, Usher, Damon Dash, P Diddy and that bloke from U2 are among a legion of others who were all more that happy to acquiesce to her chuff-based request.
But modern day hero Lewis Hamilton, the prodigal driving boy with the kindest face in the world, has shown his maturity again by refusing to park up inside Naomi's cordial car park.
The 22-year-old F1 star, who has been seen with the 37-year-old supermodel on several occasions in recent months, insists the age gap is too big for them to have a relationship.
According to Lewis Hamilton:
"There is most certainly nothing going on between me and Naomi. She is like a big sister. And anyway, she is too old for me. I'm definitely single - still looking for 'Miss Right', I guess. But I am not stressed about it, I have got loads of other things on my mind. I am very flattered by all the attention I get, but it is a bit overwhelming, if I am honest."
Good for you Lewis, but poor old Naomi. She has now reached that old crossroads: take a left to 'Grow old gracefully' Town or a right to 'Madonna City'.
If she takes a right turn, then she will have to lower her standards as Madonna before her, and get herself a Guy Ritchie equivalent of Lewis Hamilton. We here at hecklerspray would like to suggest Kevin Prince-Boateng, the new Tottenham Hotspur midfielder who made his first Premier League start this weekend. You may not have heard of him yet but he has a lot of promise, Naomi.
And if all else fails you could wait until David Banda grows up.
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December 18th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
This story smacks of immaturity, bias, and sick scandal. The public has no idea who goes with who; who sleeps with who; or who is even fond of who. Often people who live in the public eye are matched with others so that they can make the deadlines and the media raises their own public profiles. However this does not mean that everyone sleeps with everyone.
This story acts as if Naomi is a scandalous woman when in fact it gives no grounds that the claims of the past are true. Why soil a woman; who has worked hard, who has had struggles like we all do just to to make money; that is shallow and dishonourable, that is sick.
People who get around eventually have a name; and those who they were with don’t deny it; they usual amdit it and tell all; with Naomi I don’t see anybody doing that so this story is baseless.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
can someone get this man a pinch of salt, please?
December 19th, 2007 at 1:24 am
You’ll just have to get used to it, Paul. Don’t worry though, the counter-trolling to these types is in good hands.
December 19th, 2007 at 4:34 am
And while you’re at it take away some of his semicolons.