Picture the scene: you're on a luxury yacht with one of the most beautiful women in the world. Everything is going wonderfully – until the chef you've hired for this romantic evening offers you a starter of tomato, ham and mozzarella.

Now, most people would either say "Oh, tomato, ham and mozzarella? Yum yum!" or "Tomato, ham and mozzarella? Not for me thanks," but if you're Naomi Campbell, your brain will somehow misread "Tomato, ham and mozzarella, madam?" as "I shagged your Mum, you bitch, and she was rubbish. But not as rubbish as your lumpy face." That's the only logical way that we can explain why Naomi Campbell reportedly caused £30,000 of damage by going on the rampage on her boyfriend's yacht after being offered some cheese, fruit and meat on a plate together.

Naomi Campbell seems to be gunning for some kind of Being Horrible To Employees award. She's currently facing jail over a claim that she lobbed her phone at her maid and split her head open, while she's already got in trouble for allegedly hitting a PA with another phone. And today's newspapers are suggesting that it's not just maids that Naomi Campbell goes mental at, but chefs, too.

According to reports, Naomi Campbell's new boyfriend is Dubai prince Badr Jafar, a man with a £1.5 million yacht stuffed full of antiques and beautiful furnishings. Jafar had apparently invited Naomi Campbell onto the yacht for a lovely meal while it was floating off Italy's Tuscan coast. He'd even hired a well-renowned Nouvelle Cuisine chef to prepare the most wonderful, romantic meal possible. For starters – tomato, ham and mozzarella accompanied by a nice glass of white wine.

However, this choice didn't exactly thrill Naomi Campbell, so she did what anyone else would do in the same situation – she reportedly threw a gigantic tantrum and smashed the yacht to woodchip with her bare hands. A bystander told The Mirror:

"All hell seemed to have broken loose. All you could hear was shouting and screaming in English. There was the sound of plates being broken and a load of noise from the yacht. We heard from some of the crew later, who said the kitchen was a complete mess and the curtains and cushions had been ripped apart. She's obviously got a bit of a temper."

All this talk of a rampaging Naomi Campbell has given us an idea – if we get her onto The F Word, maybe she and Gordon Ramsay would destroy each other and leave the world two squawking egos lighter.

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Naomi 'Trashes' Her Man's Yacht - The Mirror

[story by Stuart Heritage]